aaliyoh:

assflat:

goodbye

LMFOAHWBJSLAJWOWBEBSJ

Todos estamos jodidos en nuestra cabeza
we’re all fucked in the head (via recuerda-que-fuimos-infinitos)

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

when you think youre holding your sadness together and realize you havent washed the dishes in a while and almost cry

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

dreadedphilosphy:

malikthaelite:

lonnilynn:

rudegyalchina:

tinypusa:

cosmic-noir:

mindoflarks:

lonniiii:

99centnightmares:

badgyal-k:

igotthemusic:

neferbadmon:

chocolatemain:

jamaicanamazon:

lonniiii:

realityislife:

mvddsociety:

ovoxdreamville:

dayumshecangetit:

jvst4kickz:

naomiminx13:

rudegyalchina:

open-plan-infinity:

lonniiii:

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When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

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LMAOOO

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

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LMAOOOOO it got better

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

And She serve dessert

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Originally posted by champagneovo

Yesssss

It just keeps getting better 😂

💀💀💀💀

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

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Originally posted by eightyproblems96

Wait this made me laugh

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

Oh god 😂😂😂

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Originally posted by cratermania

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

^^^ really tho lol

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

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Originally posted by toxzen

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when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

Omg

Lmfaooo

Yall are WILD 😂

When you reacting to the news of your bffs death but you slick happy that you didnt die with her, even though you was helping her ass be sheisty.
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Originally posted by beyonceperformances

cringeweeknd:

xangiexo:

cringeweeknd:

fabulouslydoped:

lustington:

cringeweeknd:

if donald trump somehow wins (god forbid), you all are invited to stay at my place here in canada. I gotchu.

I fucks witchu

You loyal, I appreciate you 🙏🏾

you smart  

Much love for you, I’ve been saying I’m out to Canada for months.

Everybody needs to come thru ❤ 

paradise-jpg:

You can never make me hate you , no matter how hard you try