exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

starllex:

kanyewesticle:

Sundays are one of the main reasons why I want a boyfriend because what does anyone even do on a Sunday like if I had a boyfriend I could do him

or OR YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AND GET THAT DIRTY MIND CLEANSED BY THE LORD 

(Source: kanyewesticle)

If you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her, maybe you should take a look at your hands.

hermajestythequeen:

shibuffalo:

- unknown

yaasss


(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives